So picked up a new caliper, thought about rebuilding my current but who wants to deal with that?
Going to install the new one tonight. The core charge on the caliper is $70 (yikes) so will be bringing that back to carquest, most definitely :)
After installation and some headache found that a few companies are marketing the incorrect rear brake pads for my car. There are some little tabs that poke up and DEFORM the piston on my brand new caliper (grrrrrr). So I made a shim out of some scrap aluminum. Fixed the brake squeaking and uneven wear.
Sometimes making something is faster than buying it. Especially when its midnight.